Why I use social networks

theepichumor:

is for asking people what’s for homework

is there for stalking celebrities

is for listening to music

and tumblr is my life .

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jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

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theepichumor:

Example of why i don’t make comics very often

sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

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Why Idiocracy was such a good movie…

Why Idiocracy was such a good movie…

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od3sta:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

stop guys we’re friends remember

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bl00dyglitt3r:

no, because you did it is why i think you did it.

bl00dyglitt3r:

no, because you did it is why i think you did it.

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My favorite thing in the whole world

is right before a thunderstorm when the lightning is lighting up the ground, the thunder is rumbling in the distance, and you can hear the rain coming towards you from just down the road. That’s my favorite moment. It only lasts a minute, if that, but nothing else can make me quite as happy.

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roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

shavingryansprivates:

1 in 10 household items are gay

#10 is literally everything in my house

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laughingisbetter:
Oh shit. You guys, this was the dude I was in love with when I was little.

Oh shit. You guys, this was the dude I was in love with when I was little.

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It intrigued me a little that, as I sat here listening to Lovesong by The Cure, Finn and Jake were twerking along.

It intrigued me a little that, as I sat here listening to Lovesong by The Cure, Finn and Jake were twerking along.

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ikilledlordvoldemortonce:

That amazing moment when you realize

you

are

the

grinch

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