lootenant:

was this movie real

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abbyinparadise:

exam:

in a scale from 1 to “i love the beatles” how boring are you?

it’s not like the beatles created the revolution that spawned every fucking thing you listen to on the radio or anything

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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williamdarcy:

the girl who confidently mispronounces “fajita”

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australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

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chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

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Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

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onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

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