my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
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Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
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my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
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when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
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son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
Dean as a father
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can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho
yeah wtf how annoying is it
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i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be
(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you
well well well we meet again
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This is really not okay.
I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.
If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.
Thank you for this.
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