when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal
(Source: tommarvolohiddles, via laughingisbetter)
what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
what the fuck is wrong with this website
(Source: basedmadoka, via iwillmakeyourofl)
When you meet someone who is in the same fandom as you, but you are way more enthusiastic about it than they are
The simple pleasures in life
I drank the “bubbles” once and nearly choked to death.
You know you’re supposed to chew them first… right?
Well I do now…
Justin’s a dumb ass.
BLESS THIS TEACHER
(Source: pleatedjeans, via iwillmindfuckyou)